Remembering Oak Ridge

General: Do you have any pornography?
Soldier: No sir. I don’t even have a pornograph.

Affairs

Son: Papa I want a watch for a graduation present.
Papa: No. Pistola!
Son: Papa I want a watch.
Papa: No! Pistola!
Son: Why Papa?
Papa: Soon you’ll have a job and a car and you’ll marry Maria. Then soon you’ll find her in bed with another man. What will you do? Say ‘your time is up’?